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As the dating high-season approaches, dating sites are busy pitching topics to the media. Big-box retailer (your odds are better at Match), casual, group or niche dating are the usual suspects. This year its the AARP crowd, which appears to be the only market segment thats showing any sort of growth.

Time Magazine talke to Match and eHarmony and came up with Online Dating Enjoying a Boom Among Boomers. But before you can get married again, you might need to hire Balance Point Divorce Funding which offers to cover the cost of breaking up — paying a lawyer, searching for hidden assets, maintaining a lifestyle — in exchange for a share of the winnings.

About to get hitched? Don’t forget WedLock Divorce Insurance, because nothing says “I love you” like a prenup with a payout. This is actually a brilliant idea given that 50% of you reading this are going to or are already divorced :-(