Go to

A woman in Alliance, OH had a few too many cosmos while watching reruns of Sex and the City and decided to call 911 and demand a man. Here’s how that call went, according to NBC4:

Drunk Woman: Get me that husband.

911: You need to get a husband?

Drunk Woman: Yes.

911: You’re calling 911 to get a husband?

911: Do you know you can get arrested for dialing 911?

Drunk Woman: Let’s do it.

The woman spent three days in jail on a class four misdemeanor. According to the 911 operator, “I don’t usually have people that call and want to be arrested.”

Via Stark Raving Sober.