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Eharmony is looking for a Data Modeller / Architect.

Perform data design in transactional, reporting and data warehouse database environments accessed by global applications. Supporting several development teams simultaneously, analyze system requirements and data to create logical and physical data models conforming to corporate standards. Create data mappings and specifications for ETL routines, DML for data loads, and creation of Microstrategy universes.

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