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200804181241.jpgA small bird flew up to my window and said I should go check out the OKCupid Dating Test on Facebook. I do not understand why the application logo is a scary weaponized military helicopter, but then I see that cupid is the pilot and the ammunition is arrows.

The online Dating Persona Test will gauge your heart and brain and classify you into 1 of 32 dating types. Among other things, we’ll be analyzing your sex drive, predictability, intelligence, love experience, and inherent goodness. We do a lot of math to calculate your results, and all you have to do is answer honestly.

My original test results: “Don’t ever marry, you’re The Hornivore. Roaming, sexual, subhuman.” Today I am “The Playboy – Random Gentle Sex Master.” I hope my mother doesn’t read this.

Appsaholic is down so I can’t see the number of daily active users, hrrumpf.