- Hints and tips on how to identify fake profiles.
- What did you do before you got into the online dating industry? (Closed door session.)
- Why Christian dating sites shouldn’t share server space with p0rn sites.
- Why social networking is finally getting a business model and take your business away unless you take off the blinders and start innovating.
- 40 million singles meeting online, why settling for 50% of a market is ok.
- The role of breasts in affiliate marketing.
- Growing market share with pop-unders, toolbar spyware, splogs, affiliate marketing and good old fashion spam.
- How to buy a CD full of fake profiles to seed your startup dating site.
- How to trick someone into opening a US bank account for your Foreign dating service.
- How to successfully offer “more than just a date” on your site and stay within obscenity laws.
- How to run a dating site with a room full of sentient robots.
- Pick up your free “how to sue a dating sites” starter package in the lobby.
- Guess how many free months of service Match and Yahoo will have to give up as part of a class-action lawsuit. Closest to the real number gets a free iPod.
- How to attempt to win back customers who defected to another service that trounced you with exhaustive personality profiling, a huge ad spend and religious fervor.
- Free vs. paid dating sites, or why Canadian dating sites are the best in the entire world no matter what anyone says, period.
- Why attempting an IPO just to get rich usually backfires.
- Phonesex, is it making a comeback?
- How to appear higher in Alexa rankings, sponsored by the SEO industry.
- The secrets behind how to weather an ill-fated acquisition, have millions of people turn against you, and still not care because you still make more money than God with your other dating sites.
- Niche sites, we barely knew you.
- How to re-design your home page so it’s doesn’t look like the cover of a men’s magazine.
- Customers are not sheep and you are not a shepard.
- Let’s pretend we’re shocked that the credit card industry has raised our rates into the stratosphere and figure out how to make more money on transactions.
- Why safe dating is overrated, how to date fun people have criminal records.
- Background checks, why sealed court documents covering up that unfortunate incident in Tijuana during college are sometimes necessary.
What else am I missing?
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