Mr. “Men are From Mars” kicked off the hour-long event by telling the heart-wrenching story of his father dying of heat stroke, locked in the trunk of a car. It may have been a transformative event for him but it was a total downer to listen to. Next, he moved on to his new favorite topic, body chemistry, and the interviewer kept mentioning how they spent time with Dr. Grey in Nepal and going on about his impressive ranch. It’s one hour later and I now know that Cortisol? is bad and dopamine is good and men should stop taking Viagra, among other things. Some of it was marginally interesting, actually. Now I have to go out and buy one of his books, which seemed to be the driving force behind the presentation.
The only dating advice he gave was during the last 3 minutes. He told us to “stop looking, start dating” and “not to look desperate.” My bartender could have told me that, in fact I’m going to go ask him. Next time I’ll opt for a complimentary e-datingExperts.com mouse pad.
