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#1 Why do people on LoveHappens need my help?
#2 Why is the email called “find someone to help?” I didn’t sign up to be a helper. I’m a busy guy, go help yourself.
#3 This is a thinly-vieled attempt a la Friendster to get more members. Listen to the landing page verbiage. “Do you have a few single friends you’d love to see with someone great? Then tell them, and everyone else you know (married people have single friends, too), about LoveHappens.” Who is going to fall for this?
#4 At least they are using real people. Perhaps too real.
Yes, I am in quite a mood today.
Update: Wait, there’s more. You can spam your friends without even signing into the service. On your account page, it actually says “You are not paying any LoveHappens membership dues at this time — Start now!” Unbelievable. Then, when I tried to unsubscribe, the directions are incorrect. Helpful for them, not so much for me.
[tags: LoveHappens]