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Declaration of Romantic Intent

by David Evans on June 12, 2009   in Uncategorized

Not sure how to tell someone you’re interested in them? The Bureau of Communication – Fill-in-the-blank Correspondence should do the trick.

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Nike Introduces New Intercourse Shoe

by David Evans on June 4, 2009   in Uncategorized

This is just funny. Nike has announced the nationwide launch of the Air Fornicator, a lightweight copulating shoe designed to maximize sexual performance.

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Nation’s Girlfriends Unveil New Economic Plan

by David Evans on May 26, 2009   in Audio Video

Nation’s Girlfriends Unveil New Economic Plan: ‘Let’s Move In Together’

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Market Efficiencies of Online Dating

by David Evans on October 4, 2007   in Uncategorized

A great Craiglslist dating post is currently making the rounds, written by A 25 year old woman in New York who is trying to find out how to land a rich husband. The response is bound for the all time classic CL posts category.
Woman: I’m a beautiful (spectacularly beautiful) 25 year old girl. I’m articulate [...]

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Welcome to JDate: Creating Your Profile

by David Evans on September 18, 2007   in Profiles

McSweeney’s has a funny bit about creating your JDate profile.
Looking for:
- A long-term relationship. (But obviously marriage is in the foreseeable future, right? I mean, who are we kidding here? You’ve got to grow up and raise a family sometime.)
- Marriage and children. (Wait, didn’t we have this option already? Who gets married and doesn’t [...]

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Ze Frank on True.com

by David Evans on March 7, 2007   in Audio Video, Marketing

This is hilarious. Ze Frank, who hosts a great daily videoblog, has a segment about the True.com video ads that are showing up in places like Myspace. Watch him chat back and forth with the video ad, thinking the girls in the ads are actually chatting live with him, gave me a big chuckle. Ze [...]

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Dating advice for men explained in electrical diagrams

by David Evans on February 16, 2007   in Uncategorized

I’m finding some interesting geeky dating advice on the periphery of my personality testing research. Agree or disagree, science has a place in the matchmaking process, and we’re just starting to understand how to apply it to the business of finding each other.
Smart guys date in parallel.
Let’s let V be potential difference between dating girls [...]

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We are all Going to Hell

by David Evans on February 9, 2007   in Uncategorized

The Seven 28 Deadly Sins.

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We are all Going to Hell

by David Evans on February 5, 2007   in Uncategorized

The Seven 28 Deadly Sins.

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Rejected Social Networking Business Ideas

by David Evans on January 19, 2007   in Uncategorized

Today’s McSweeney’s has a piece titled “BUSINESS IDEAS I HAVE REJECTED IN MY CAPACITY AS YOUR BANK MANAGER.â€? I have seen my fair share of “innovative, ground-breaking, the big guys just don’t get itâ€? business plans in my time, this made me chuckle.
Business name: Beebook
Reason for loan: declined to say
Your latest business idea, Beebook, was [...]

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